If You Own the Washington Redskins, You're a Cock

[Verse 1] I like sports So there are things I force myself to miss Like I never met an athlete I like, and hockey in Texas But when it comes to Native American nicknamed teams Even within the context of sports it's awful and mean [Chorus 1] And you'll go "Wah wah wah, you're so PC" And I will say "Wait" My, my, my, how have the tables turned So that being a fucking prick is a desirable trait [Verse 2] While we're on the subject of changing team names There's no jazz in Utah and few lakes in LA Just this once, give me the benefit of the doubt The Bullets became the Wizards, too violent? Get out! [Chorus 2] And you'll go "Wah wah wah, you're so PC" And I will say "Wait" Remind me again how it came to be That being "the stupid American" is a desirable trait [Bridge 1] Wouldn't it be offensive if we cheered: "Rah rah rah" for the Carolina Negroes With a beatbox cheer and big foam afros? Or if the Minnesota Vikings became the New York Kikes With dollar bills on their helmets cause that's what they like You know? [Bridge 2] "Atom, what about the Saints, Angels, Padres too? Ain't that the same thing for Christians that's offending you?" [Bridge 3] When there's a Jesus Christ mascot dog shooting crucifixes Nailed to a cross, dying to save the team You'll be right, you'll be right But until then You're. Not. Right [Outro] So what's your take on the Washington Redskins? What's your take on the Cleveland Indians? What's your take on the Washington Redskins? What's your take on the Cleveland Indians?