Faceache

[Verse 1: Probe Mantis] Splurge, contagion Feels like the days of Reagan, Bush and Noriega Tories, no Labour Do us a favour, end user You're not looking down the barrel of a shooter Just a note attached to your hooter Ride a taxi, highfaluter Some youths make the drop on a scooter Engaged, proverbial [?]; Socialite types, seduced by bright lights; Ugly sisters sniffing the cistern lids stooped in piss (God forbid they missed a bit) Meanwhile a fiend [?] your place - Scumbags still smoke the base Entire villages are being displaced Kidnap rings are in place To fund this Ho hum, have fun kids! Don't ask why I take umbridge I sound harsh, yeah that may be But I see this arseholes sipping fair trade tea! Septums erased by devour dust; Faces look like Shane Macgowan does Until it's lights out, like power cuts Aspects: the rap gods empowered us In your mirrors, I see cowardice You rack it up and act like you're powerless Why'd you think them blokes mugged your mum? To get the funds to pay those who run drugs and guns [Hook] Ugly Ping! Pow! Boom! Face. Ache. Face. Ache Ugly Ping! Pow! Boom! Face. Ache. Face. Ache [Verse 2: Bubber Loui] Look who snuck back Eyebrows plucked Earlobes waxed like I give a fuck Nice strip of spray-tan down my ass-crack Gucci [?], skinny jeans my nutsack [?] like my brain, peaking out my ears Hiding in the rain, never once shed a tear Eyelash dyed, papparazz' befriended Shouting out "Hoes!" cause my name was trending Slang and the swagger [?] than the next man Catch my real accent when I talk to me nan See a girl dem flop wanna rock dem pow Bust her in the head, she never answer back now Plus the self-confidence, plus the inner pride Be the bigger man now my crew get a ride Fuck the fans, rules and stereotypes I pick up the mic and believe my own hype [Hook] [Verse 3: El Eye] I'm ugly Damn right I'm ugly You couldn't give a crackhead drugs to fuck me Grown men grimace and women suck teeth The birthing nurse mistook my face for butt cheeks The first face ache in the case book For men who only poke girls on Facebook It's a disgrace the way my face look I fell face-first from every tree they shook Villagers follow with pitchforks and torches Everywhere I go, doors swing on empty porches I'm a toast of the party? Hardly! They'd rather receive Biz Markie's car keys Yo, I'm used the knock-backs I serenaded Ann Widdecombe in a jock strap And to be honest I was shocked I got slapped Just another case of the kettle calling pot black "What's that?!" all the kids scream When my mask slips and my face is seen It's obscene as a racist dream Call Geoff Capes for my facelift, please! I'm ugly like the truth is, stupid And the truth is I make Ken Dodd look toothless [The truth is] I make Cupid useless [The truth is] I really don't give two shits Cause I'm ugly [Outro] I am a ugly person I am a very ugly person