Malibu And Whisky

I can smoke, I can drink I can dance until I drop And when I'm finished lighting up I'll take another shot Full of Malibu and whisky And some ungodly slop And I'll carry on until I'm dead And my body starts to rot I'll Take all of my clothes off For whoever wants me first I'll drink to all my conquests Abate that pesky thirst For the Malibu and whisky And some ungodly slop And I'll carry on until I'm dead And my body begins to rot I'll fall off every pub stool And won't care what people think If someone asks if I'm okay I'll ask them for a drink Full of Malibu and whiskey And some ungodly slop And I'll carry on until I'm dead And my body starts to rot [HOOK] Oh, I've made a fool out of myself A hundred miles from home and feeling so alone I should look after my own health Self-conscious drink to roam, it chills me to the bone Sorry mama, I can't be What you need me to be A lawyer, doctor, engineer Or some big bonus shrink Cause I can't concentrate on my work Without needing a drink And I'll carry on till I am dead And my eyes take their last blink It's not that I can't achieve it It's just that I don't care All I want from life is a bit of fun And low-maintenance hair And Malibu and whisky And some ungodly slop And I'll carry on till I am dead And my body begins to rot [HOOK] I can smoke, I can drink I can dance until I drop And when I'm finished lighting up I'll take another shot Full of Malibu and whisky And some ungodly slop And I'll carry on until I'm dead And my body starts to rot