Maybe I Don't Wanna

[Hook] I don't want to go to the club, I'd rather sit down on the couch And watch a movie while my girlfriend jerks me off Maybe I want to clown around and turn my music super loud And if I didn’t then I isn’t Asher Roth [Verse] I like to wake up in the morning with a yawn and a stretch Check my phone and see all the messages I missed "Asher it's important call me when you get a sec I want to talk about insurance and enormous amounts of debt" Head into the kitchen, find out what's for break' Peanut butter jelly, soft boiled egg Cause I'm cool as Chuck and I write dope raps And you slam dunk over Optimas, dag Play board games, answer trivia Proceed, TiVo Jeopardy!, please, no, never me I'm more Supermarket Sweep, I go right for the bleach And the big stabs of meat, no beef Don't have a cow man, I make crowds freak out, go wild man Kid look out of it, hold the stylist and the powder kit It's hip hop, not the ballad bitch On second calculus, I'll take the mani and the pedi Pro Chevron, anti-Getty If I'm at a party, I'm throwing the confetti Shout out to Spencer Hawes, know him now as Chevy From the state of Wash, where they smoke headies Look like Tom Petty, sort of Wayne Gretzky Either way you put it I'm smoother than uncle Jessie I can do a handstand chilling underwater I used to do it longer, but I started marijuan-er To talk about how power only wants to hold us down I figured it all out because I'm older now Maybe a little jaded, think we should go crazy Have a bunch of sex and having a bunch of babies Cause if I'm going out, want titties in my face Smoking weed on some we slurping on a milkshake Yo Andy Roddick, your girlfriend is a hottie I hope you don't mind, I wanna give her that Roth dick Don't take it wrong, shit, I know you got a fast serve But if it doesn't work, tell her "Holler Asher" Kinda works, see I think I deserve to be a slime and a perv Rules don't apply like I'm Tiger Woods Sipping on the tiger blood, you better go and chase a liger, brah