CANNON!!!!

[DJ Cannon:] Holla At Me! [Intro: Asher Roth] Yo, Cannon! What would this mixtape be, if I didn't get on the one beat That everbody gets on? (DRAMATIC!) You know I had to, dog... [Hook: Asher Roth] You know the world's gone mad When blacks wear plaid And Mariah has married Nick Cannon Or when a boy from the burbs Has the nerves to converge On a mixtape with DJ Cannon? (The CANNON!) [DJ Cannon:] Alright... Now if you really feel like that, Keep going! I don't know what else to tell you, Go in! [Asher Roth:] Yo, Cannon! What would this mixtape be, if I didn't get on the one beat That everbody gets on? (I don't know, homie!) You know I had to, dog... (STEPS BACK!) You know the world's gone mad When blacks wear plaid And Mariah has married Nick Cannon (GET EM!) Or when a boy from the burbs Has the nerves to converge On a mixtape with DJ Cannon? (CANNON!) Aww, god damn it That's the last straw, can't stand it You all must be reprimanded Spank that fanny, Manny So uncanny, Ginobli flow left-handed Yes, I am a fan of Dakota Fanning And I Am Sam, outstanding! My Sean Penn-manship is fancy Yeah, my rhetoric is dandy I circumvent my words (TRENDSETTER!) And vent for the burbs I have emerged Ad Venti Dos años, vamos, pronto, let's go Her lip gloss tastes like candy Got more jazz than Jerry Sloan Pizzazz and swagg alone I have a bigger head than that of Barry Bonds; Y'all eat scraps, I eat (SALMON!) With fresh fruit, covered in (DANNON!) If Da Boy had a boy with Brad Pitt in Troy Then out from the loins, I'd be born; If Jason Bourne was to record and join forces with Zack Morris They'd form my performance Beats and rhymes fornicate, form greatness Like, "Let's face it... He's so amazing! " Yeah, with Lasiks, he still can't ace my eye exam Naw, man, let's try again; I've got lungs like Iron Man I hit the bong, while you must extend your dia-phragm But, let's get higher, man; I gotta a brand new strand that I got out in Ireland From a wild, frantic Irishman Who said his name was (SHANNON!) Higgins, Killians, and a pint of Guiness And I ain't gon stop 'till I'm finished; 'Till I learn Yiddish, or find a little kid who likes spinach Can't nobody beat me in Quidditch Not any widditch, spidditch, wits, I'm sick with' it Riddi-dick, my spit game is vicious This is Never did shit for my image; College kid is where I found my niche, SNITCH! Tell the whole world I'm the shit, Un- Tell the whole world on my dick, then Hell yeah, word, I'll be rich, and I'll buy the whole world Sega Genesis Spittin' licks to come Hell yeah, I got a (CANNON!) See me on the streets, take a pic with yo' Canon Then get it laminated, frame it, save it Cause in a couple days, I'll be famous Then you can say, Holy Shit, there he is! That's the kid! I forget what his name is... starts with an 'A', ends with a 'Sher' Bringing hip-hop into the burbs