American Sports

[Verse 1] So when you gaze at planet earth from outer space Does it wipe that stupid look off of your face? I saw this aura over the battleground states I lost some money, lost the keys But I'm still handcuffed to the briefcase [Chorus] And I never thought, not in a million years That I'd meet so many lovers Can I please have my money back? My virtual reality mask is stuck on ‘Parliament Brawl’ Emergency battery pack just in time for my weekly chat with God on videocall [Verse 2] Breaking news they take the truth and make it and fluid The trainer's explanation was accepted by the steward A montage of the latest ancient ruins Soundtracked by a chorus of you don't know what you're doing [Chorus] And I never thought, not in a million years That I'd meet so many lovers [Bridge] And all of my most muscular regrets explode behind my eyes like American sports [Chorus] And I never thought, not in a million years That I'd meet so many lovers