The Janitor

[Apathy] Good evening ladies and gentlemen, my mind is on display for you A tour that's sort of morbid so this morning allow me to take you through A janitor at a junior high He plants a camera used to spy On girls and boys Records their voice A beautiful thing The song I sing goes [Hook] (I like little bodies) I love little bodies (Won't you help me find my puppy) He's gotta be around here somewhere (Come inside my van, I parked it right outside) I probably have some candy inside my van (So take a ride with me) [Apathy] I wakeup while watching my neighbour do makeup Binoculours follow her, God I'd demolish her Watch her in front of a computer monitor Jesus I hate her, she's talking to strangers Who'd probably date her, but what would I say to her? Intimidate her, sedate her, then strangle her Now I just study her, fall deep in love with her Not trying to fuck with her, just make a buddy her Teach her that people are evil See? Everybody is, especially me I'll tie you up, beat you up Chop you up, eat you up I wanna marry you What? Is this scaring you? Wait 'till I take you out back and bury you Deep in the ground, I know how it sounds But trust me there's one of me in every town Just be aware of me, where is he found? In parking lots I'll park my van Outside the mall beware the man Who's ugly and creepy you've gotta believe me The killer who's playing the Steve Miller CD I'm smoking a cigarette hoping I intercept Ho's who are in to sex roaming the Internet Late at night. His dream's to find a chick who's 15 Who's parents apparently don't pay attention And so very carefully where will he mention That they should meet He said that he's younger Girls now-a-days are dumb and get dumber [Hook]