Honkey Kong

[Intro] King Kong, ain’t got shit on me! [Verse 1:Apathy] Bring out the apes the gorillas the monkeys the junkies Half money half bummy half genius half dummy Dirty, slutty, bloody, muddy, filthy fuck buddy If you’re stupid you should study how I’m steady making money Like I’m Steady B, Freddy Krueger, bald as Lex Luthor Spark buddha, pick a public park become a sharpshooter Chop an off-duty cop up into chop suey Channeling 2Pac through me (hock tui) Damn I’m such a Glock groupie Bad grammar, bad manners, bad hammers, bad mama jama hammer bopping Got your grandma yelling like she’s Janice Joplin, I’m joshing Please get off my johnson, I see you bitches jocking this jargon that I’m jotting I’m Jesus a genius a G I’m a genie Granting bitches wishes if their wish is for my pee pee I’m greazy and greedy and creepy and freaky and skeevy Your breezy, would fuck me for a CD They are very very dangerous, they are wild animals Something’s got to be done [Refrain:Vinnie Paz] Look at all this wild shit ya’ll got me on With fire arms now it’s on like Honkey Kong Where my gorillas at? Where my apes at? Where my gorillas at? Where my apes at? Look at all this wild shit ya’ll got me on They play this song and it’s on like Honkey Kong Where my gorillas at? Where my apes at? Where my gorillas at? Where my apes at? [Verse 2:Apathy] Bring out the rebels the devils, bring out the vandals Bring out the vicious ditch diggers and bitches with love handles Bring the bummy scummy stretch mark tummy with no money Strobe light honey who swears she like a playboy bunny Ap is batty, daffy attitude, crappy the scrappy verbally Abusive baby daddy, calling liquor stores the packy I’m picky in particular, consider sex an extracurricular test And you can call me Professor Testicular Stick it in ya dick dangle down to my fibula Nah I’m fibbing it just barely touched the top of my tibia The titty-touching, city-crushing, pretty fucking disgusting Kiddy abducting, giddy up and gallop through the dust A chauvinist, a showoff, as classic as Chopin Or Eric. B with dookie ropes so call me the dope man You fucks dont even know, if you dont come up with my dough You’ll hear more "neins" than German people screaming “No!” I’m that Honkey Kong, orangutang, killer ape, gorilla (scratches) [Refrain]