Woodchuck

[Chorus: repeat 4X] How much wood could a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood? (I don't know!) [Verse One] The question is how much wood could I chuck What you really wanna know is how much do I fuck Yo, cause when it comes to skins I know how to work this I get more by accident than niggas get on purpose So any honey that thinks she can stick with I got a lot to share so prepare to get dicked with Spread 'em (here they go) got 'em The mission is to pound the pussy until I hit rock bottom I'm like a hawk that's out {?} to stalk I fuck you so hard, I leave your pussy with stretch marks See they call me Mr. Woodchuck I got a certified {?} that says I give a good fuck [Verse Two] I hunt cunt like a Bounty I'm the quicker picker upper Don't want the itty bitty titty committee I want a D-cupper I can talk softly but I carry a big dick Knockin pussies off, so you better dig quick The master long laster, be doin it nastily In this wacky fuckin mix, you can call me Dick Dastardly Hard act to follow when I hit the funky hollow Yes I cum for you to swallow get more HOOOO than the Apollo Take my dick and I'm far shovin it, taxin like the government Givin some bitches stitches, but mostly just be lovin it Got some rope, and a smoke, and your ass is on target No wholesale or retail got that pussy on the black market [Chorus] [Verse Three: Double J] Yo, far as pussy nigga please, I bend more knees I squeeze a skeeze and do away with the dick tease You can't fuck you little sucker, no dick control All dick and no balls ass motherfucker Chuck wood damn good, who's done I got ten dick fingers for all my bitches to choose one Talkin 'bout you woodchuckin and can't spell it I just got out some ass, here's my dick, come smell it Bitches love it when I shove it so shut the heck up I fuck so good, they come back for a weekly checkup It gets better and better as they get wetter and wetter Double J in this game, I'm a double-header [Verse Four: Apache] How much wood could a woodchuck, I fuck 'til the pussy's done Come, life's a bitch then you fuck one I stay horny, try to hide I'll find ya Born to fuck, I see more pussy than a pantyliner I bust nuff nuts, they claim you cum too quick I'm too thick and you're quick to lie on your dick I'm addicted a fiend call me punani don Your mack lax, I get more pussy than a tampon I get hot, hit the spot, watch her temperature boil I'm a wild child, I fuck like I'm drillin for oil I hit bottom I got 'em, fuck the pros and cons When I die I want my dick bronzed [Chorus] [Verse Five: Vinnie] When I sex ya I'm Hugh Hefner, play ya like Fonzarelli Lookin gooder this summer cause my dick won't fail me Fuckin up the world I make you scream wolf calls Pushin livers in your throat cause my dick's that tall I wanna ho that can go cause I throw well So I can take her to the Vin Helmsley hotel You better hope the rubber holds, one baby bullshit I'm makin triplets, pushin for four to make a quartet How long? Real long, my name ain't stubby I fuck 'em all short tall small thin thick or chubby So come and chuck me I'm good to the last stroke And watch that pussy go home in a sling [Verse Six: Treach] Here comes the longer stronger don for you limp dick shitsacks Cause I'm the motherfucker that wear golden jim hats Quicker career fucker upperer With the stiff stuff that I'm cuttin up, for long to go up in her Everytime I knocked it tip blown You think I needed a bigger shoe the way they call me foot long I hit a hoochie with the whole weight, the whole plate Cause when I break ya, make I wake the whole state Stretchin them guts from the backside All I say is timber them dem spread that ass wide My dick get the Grammy, word to Sammy I fuck you from here to Mi-ami-ami [Chorus]