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(spoken word sample) Like man something, man something... Something's fucked up here, this is just, this is just, you know, not right (M. Sayyid) I left my crib and slid like some barbeque ribs Hit the bridge at 80, puffing a twig, listening to B.I.G The city line on the side of my wig I had to dig for the right street, for the house, where my man lived Pistol Pete, a joker, kind of cat who'd sell a gat And beach-front cottage to a North Dakota broker Had an addiction to poker Owed cats since McGwire and Sosa The night was bugged like "Thriller" I pulled out in front of his villa He grinned like Riddler, waved at his girl, hopped in the whip Like "Yo! What the fuck, man?" "Yo! What's up? What's up?" "Let's hit this tit joint!" Yup, yup, bet like Midler Pulling on a Miller We accelled, dipped to the striptease Split trees until my eyes were holier than Swiss cheese Feeling 6 foot 6 green like Bixby I could barely drive, laughed like the first time I drank St. Ide's and twirled 'til I see the sign "Live girls!" Pulled up, locked the window "Yo! Your head's gonna swirl" Nah, Fuck that, flip, wait 'til you see this shit, I'm sayin' Punany punana-ny-ny It's on like 'frigerators Bouncers with alligators Pin face like hellraisers wearing Cowboy hats patted me down with a frown and half slap Sizzla banging out the system of sound Not one busted female The spot was more flash than Korean Lee nails Ass swinging, flopping, ringing more than retail In front of my eyes A couple of rounds went by This chick put on a disguise Like Batman, gave a lapdance Pete was talking to this other female in black pants Spandex, topless, swinging tits like reels on Ampex I heard her say something like she was ambidex He wanted to take it to the next Disappear with two bottles of Becks Then I looked out the window, saw two cats come out a Lex Nodded to the bouncer, then pointed to the back where they flexed Like "Fuck sex! We waitin' for a check!" "Yo Pete! Let's jet! Let's be out! I feel a threat!" Then I heard a shriek The two cats from the Lex were somehow deleted from the scene But the scream was definitely a female Young, just out of her teens The music came to a screech "Yo! Where the fuck is Pete?" Blood started sticking to my feet Then I heard a stripper flap "Bitch's been stabbed!" I broke out like a bad rash, back to the whip Pete was hiding behind garbage and shit Talking about some cats Did a full clip to me and that chick but missed We rolled like "Fuck yo, I don't know!" Dropped him off by the bridge Came back home to the lab, rolled a bag and took a drag Thinking "Yo! Who popped the stripper? Was it my man blowing two L's that flipped on some Jack the Ripper? Or those Siamese cats in the Lex, iced like the Big Dipper?" You paint the picture "Yo! Who popped the stripper? Was it my man blowing two L's that flipped on some Jack the Ripper? Or those Siamese cats in the Lex, iced like the Big Dipper?" You paint the picture Who popped the stripper?