Betty Sue Is Dead

Sittin' home on a Saturday night I can't believe she called me I've beening waitin' for my whole life And now she's dead Betty Sue..is dead! Betty Sue... Sittin' home on a Saturday night I've got nothin' better to do Then to sit here and play with myself Now that she's dead Betty Sue...is dead! Betty Sue... (speaking)This song is about my girlfriend from 1953 She was the hottest girl in town. But nobody liked Her except for me She was bi-sexual...bi-sexual (no way) bi-sexual (heh wow) There's no such thing as a bi-sexual in 1953! (say that again) There's no such thing as a bi-sexual in 1953! She died yesterday (oh..oh) in a car wreck (oh..oh) Looking at her playboy..and now she's dead! She died yesterday (oh..oh) in a car wreck (oh..oh) A large price to pay to be a pervert Betty Sue...is dead! Betty Sue... ...to be a pervert! Betty Sue...is dead! Betty Sue is dead Oh yeah she's one dead girl!