Winter's Fucked Up

[Intro] [James] I don't mind a little Cold weather, snow, or ice [Nowacking] But when it becomes too intense It isn't very nice [ElieMonty] At first the snow is beautiful: It's fluffy white and rich [James] But when I have somewhere to go It's such a fucking bitch [Verse 1: James] All I wanna do is trot On over to the store But now there's all this snow and ice That wasn't there before I cannot walk ten feet without Falling on my ass I must be honest and I'm sorry If this is kind of crass [Chorus] [All] Winter's fucked up Winter's fucked up [James] The snow is too fucking thick [All] Winter's fucked up Winter's fucked up [James] No one enjoys being sick Winter can suck my dick [Verse 2: Nowacking] I don't understand why I Must make the weather suck Something to do with harmony? Honestly I don't give a fuck Flying is way better than Walking on the ground But when I fly I am Repeatedly snow-bound (AH, FUCK!) [Chorus] [All] Winter's fucked up Winter's fucked up [Nowacking] Thirty-eight degrees below zero [All] Winter's fucked up Winter's fucked up [Nowacking] The sidewalk's always narrow [All] Winter's fucked up Winter's fucked up [Nowacking] Outside keep your mouth closed Cause winter fucking blows [Verse 3: ElieMonty] Now I have to wear, like, seven layers Of clothing These coats are collapsing my lungs And yet I'm still singing I can barely see anything With all the wind and snow I'm almost killed by falling icicles Mother nature is a [All] Homicidal ho ([James] Bum bum bum) [Chorus] [All] Winter's fucked up Winter's fucked up [ElieMonty] I don't know why others like it [All] Winter's fucked up Winter's fucked up [ElieMonty] Holidays are a benefit [All] Winter's fucked up Winter's fucked up [ElieMonty] But once they're over it Becomes a load of shit [Hook: Nowacking] And sure fillies and colts might get At least one snow day But then thy have to make up All their homework anyway [ElieMonty] And snowball fights are kind of fun Unless you are a nerd This song should apply to you even If you haven't joined the heard ([BlackGryph0n] Oh yeah!) [Chorus: All] Winter's fucked up Winter's fucked up [James] The rooftops are caving in [All] Winter's fucked up Winter's fucked up [ElieMonty] Weather like this should be a sin [All] Winter's fucked up Winter's fucked up [Nowacking] Can't wait for spring to begin Frostbite fucked up my skin! [Bridge] [James] The other seasons have problems: Summer's hot as balls But at least I can walk around And not constantly fall [ElieMonty] Speaking of which, autumn is fine Despite the leaves dying And spring has rain but makes up for it With rainbows, flowers [James] And other gay stuuuff! [Chorus] [All] Winter's fucked up Winter's fucked up [James] Can traffic please move faster? [All] Winter's fucked up Winter's fucked up [Nowacking] Californians are lucky bastards [All] Winter's fucked up Winter's fucked up [Nowwacking] How long will this bitch last? [James] I hope this shit melts fast [ElieMonty] Fuck winter in the aaaaass!