RETARDED

Verse 1 Spit like I knew ya sip Kahlua like the big lebowski Grip in Vancouver push luccini past these pigs & mountys Shipping manure aroma cover the big rig bounty Maneuver china white at night take flight some dumb kid outs me Sprint like a cougar if a bigalo about to pounce me Forget an ounce / flee / Oodles of Os hid behind the house / g True 2 life kid, when the Luger hit your belly split Forget a belly button / hugging holes bigger than Kelly's clit I'm sick - shooting pigs just 4 the hell of it Make haste / my speed is elegant mapquest memory / elephant Take chase /my greed will breed degree in crime intelligent Swap crops 4 gawp $20 a spot $50 a rock I'm selling it Business is great I'm moving weight across the tri-state DMV is luvin me 4 hugging trees leaves on the grind / shake This busy bee is buzzing late off flake on snow i skate It's Alex P. mutherfuxkah time to demonstrate Verse 2 Reeking of Scotch you can spot me at the Benihana Eating Hibachi off the roxy wit my trendy mamma Speaking of Oxy got some Molly that will end ya drama Like teaching Nazis watch me Preach on some ol' Dalai Lama What's a rhyme w/out a Metaphor? My words are porn Form like a dime your mind ain't ready for / I'm a verbal whore Shoot conspiracy score for Michael Moore / got a lot to say Looting convenience store with rifles sore / why people play? Don't stray on the street when I'm slaying the beat Goat suede on the feet / evil wit the way that I speak (Nike) Playing for keeps man I'm staying unique don't sleep! It's that angry muthafucker known for making his own beats Ashing my marley after crashing a Harley / I'm Crashing off Barley Drunk from some one fifty one batch of Bacardi Smashing a hottie till I fracture her body / who listen Live my life like a bachelor party / new edition Verse 3 Behold the heartless before the light is always darkest Keeping my head above water where Noah's Arc is Cursed at Birth a jerk at work so watch me hold this target I'm gonna spark this then go & hit the Golden Arches Gripping McGrittles in Little Italy lovin that Big Pun literally spit that silly diddy son a dozen back Prepared for the Climb a legend in his own mind Head full of wine sling weapons swung sung by my own rhyme Don't fuck wit dairy I'm only drinking almond milk I'm fucking hairy but i don't go robbing amish quilts Mama dukes may she rest in piece made the best treats While ramen soup taste like I don't get paid till next week I freak a flow i glow i go for broke on prose i knows this shrink I creep like crows on hoes with dough who don't know my shit stinks Creme de la creme alex p at it again Adding some friends and at it till the last hit the end