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[Verse 1] [Andy:] I used to drink 40's but I hated the taste Put twists in my hair cause I hated my race [Stu:] I hated my face when I looked in the mirror Things were fuzzy, but now they're much clearer [Andy:] Mirror, mirror, on the wall Who's the dopest rapper with the biggest black balls? [Stu:] Not you or me cause we're white, remember? We're whiter than Santa Claus' pubes in December [Andy:] Socrates said "Be as you wish to seem" I guess I wish to seem like a fat black teen [Stu:] I don't got a gangsta lean, I got scoliosis I say corny phrases like "Holy Moses" [Andy:] Holy Moses, or Holy Jesus Can't decide where the universe, there's so many pieces [Stu:] But it doesn't make sense cause "Uni" means one So we're trapped in one verse that revolves around the sun [Andy:] It says E=MC² That means we're two MC's but our brain is shared [Hook: Stu] We're whiter than Santa Claus' pubes in December [Verse 2] [Stu:] Just cause we're smart doesn't mean we're not gross I'll spread you pussy lips on Shenaniganz toast [Andy:] Yum pussy toast, pussy, pussy, pussy toast I kill that pussy then fuck your pussy's nose [Stu:] Your clitoris is longer than a magic bean shark When I climb to the top a giant suck my mean cock [Andy:] I'm the van Gogh of rhyming, I cut all my abdomen Three fingers in but soon I have five in [Stu:] I cum so much we be slipping and sliding My dick's higher on the wanted list than Bin Laden [Andy:] I fuck mad ducks cause I'm addicted to quacking The ease style write right off my fat back [Stu:] It's OK if you're chubby, that's why they got light balls I'll suck your backfat then I'll spit it at a white ho [Andy:] Gotta stop banging them psycho dyke hoes When I was five years old I was fucking on my trike, yo [Stu:] When I cum, it's stickier than crazy glue Girl, you're wearing contacts, your eyes are crazy blue [Andy:] I get bitches OCD, then they won't let me go Cause they need to have my dick three times in a row [Stu:] Damn, three in a row like tic-tac-toe I'll make your face red cause I'm a dicksmack pro [Andy:] You're good riding dick, well let's talk about BJ's Your technique's sloppy like amateur DJ's [Stu:] Well, my girl does it right cause she drinks all my babies Her mouth full of foam cause she got slug rabies [Hook: Andy] Yum pussy toast, pussy, pussy, pussy toast [Verse 3] [Andy:] Just cause we're gross doesn't mean we're not smart Got a dog named Napoleon and he chews my bone apart [Stu:] Yo that shit doesn't matter, matter matters Your constellations are starting to see the universe splattered [Andy:] I fucked a black hole, and see my dick disappeared Into a multi-dimensional creature's ear [Stu:] On a sub-atomic level man, you're being kinda gay [Andy:] Bitch I'd shoot my foam thumbs in your mouth all day [Stu:] Which is a pair of blue dots, suspended in a sundae [Both:] Fuck the bars of soap cause it's time for us to come clean [Hook: Andy] I fucked a black hole, and see my dick disappeared
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