Gift Of The Magi 2: Return Of The Magi

I used to be a dead guy, now I'm a fucking Jedi And I've got lots of news for you, and I've got a long list of things to do I used to dwell in the present, I used to be so hesitant But now I've got my whole life to live, and I've got all my love to give To all you fuckers that I hate It's like the gift of the Magi. More like the gift of the Magi 2 You sold your soul to buy some tits. I sold my soul to grow a dick We got to get them in van, but what if he resists? Just kick him in the back of the fucking head And put him in the back of the fucking van It's a miracle of science A list of betrayal and violence and it lives inside us all And it lives inside our heart, just like a stupid fucking tapeworm Who can we blame? The husband divorced his wife after she cut her hair Because she was way less fuckable and that's just unforgivable He moved into a condo. He hung out by the pool But he never wore a bathing suit, he just wanted to scope out the talent If God doesn't like ugly, then God doesn't like anybody So fuck God anyway, God is obsolete. Oh, my God thinks my jokes are funny There's no one to blame. People are just fucking mean Go Suns!