Mass Appeal

Let me kick it off Like soccer baseball Wait, that makes me sound a little soft Let me kick it up, a notch Picking up speed I can kick it like the jocks Don't talk about sportsmanship I'm just more prolific without forcing it to shape From back in the day, when if it was too short You had to flip the tape Press record and press play Formed the best ways To set chords and let blaze A torrent of blessed craze Dividers fell, before the stress came Developed my intel, to deal with these clientele I collect-without trying to sell But sometimes these invoices stay unpaid For a few days, which turns to one week Which turns to monthly ignored reminders I'm hungry, cut me the cheque from your binder You wanted to see some sweat, i played a blinder Captured by the viewfinder This is my daily, i'm the sharpest grinder Bloom like a daffodil for a crowded bill Talk to my catholic friends, i got mass appeal So let me do this one about my rapping skill With paper and ribbon you couldn't be half as ill Hey, let me do this right, hey Let me cook up something with a crunch Kitchen to myself, all these other producers are out to lunch Talking about cheese, but i'm a chef devout So knives out, now catch the mouse I throw a candy rapper in the garbage Who's all about trees, like i'm up against a partridge Trouble gets started, when he's at the bar fridge But his ink's worse than my bubblejet cartridge You got a swift ride, i'm long-lasting With more edge than your fingers on the cliffside So hands up, lift high Spit rhymes hotter than the lit side of your spliff, guy Still coveting, while you're plummeting And i'm reaching more heights than the summit brings Amateurs get damaged worse Better be bandaged I put your cheddar in a sandwich