The God and the Stripper

"Never get married" (*Coughing*) [Verse 1] I never met a girl like you before As I closed the Cadillac door, I said, "Hi" She said, "Hello, your a handsome fellow" I said, "Your a pretty brown yellow" She start to laugh, she said, "I'm tryin to catch a cab It's crowded Downtown and I got way too many bags" Her perfume had the whole block bumpin Lady can I call you or somethin Your fine no frontin, she said she was menden a broken heart Her last man had it, he ripped it apart She had a mind like a scientist Braken down the gods, the moon, the earth, the suns and guns She said, "Call me tonight it's cool I just have to work a little bit, no school", man holla back I watched her walk to the cab She rolled down the window blew a kiss then laughed I gave a wave, thinkin I won't see her for days Three hours later yo, my celly phone rangs Yo what you doin? Man what you doin God I'm thinkin bout you Girl I'm thinkin bout you, now what we gon do? She said she's always busy, she's rarely home And, the last few days she's been so alone I said, "Yo, we in the same boat If we were singers on stage we be probably hittin the same note" She had a voice like an angel Man with a touch of some game that"ll make some cats never say no I said, "We should sit and eat Because I really ain't no telephone sex geek", man I hit the streets (*Talking*) Then I found out she was a stripper and My mind just wouldn't let me call her back, Khan