Achy Breaky Heart

Brittany: Alvin, can I be here when you sing "Achy Breaky Heart?" Please, please, please! Alvin: Oh, all right, Brittany Now get off your knees Brittany: I'm just gonna close my eyes And pretend it's Billy Ray singing It's a stretch But it's worth a try Billy Ray: Hey man How's everybody doing? Brittany: Ahh! It's, it's, it's Billy Ray Cyrus! Oh, Alvin I'm feeling woozy Catch me! Alvin: Oops Simon: Billy Ray! What are you doing here? Billy Ray: Well, I heard y'all were recording "Achy Breaky Heart" And I thought I'd come on by and check it out I never dreamed as a kid that The Chipmunks would ever cut one of my songs And I just think that's really cool Alvin: We're so honored your country worship... Simon: Alvin. You're grovelling Billy Ray: Is that little girl taking a nap? Alvin: Oh, just step over her, Billy Ray Hit it boys! Ohh You can tell the world you never was my girl You can burn my clothes up when I'm gone Or you can tell your friends just what a fool I've been The Chipmunks: And laugh and joke about me on the phone Alvin: You can tell my arms go back to the farm You can tell my feet to hit the floor Or you can tell my lips to tell my fingertips The Chipmunks: They won't be reaching out for you no more But don't tell my heart my achy breaky heart I just don't think he'd understand 'Cause if you tell my heart my achy breaky heart He might blow up and kill this man Alvin: Billy Ray, is it true that all the girls throw themselves at you? Billy Ray: Well, all the folks out there been real nice to me really Alvin: So, you think they'll throw themselves at us when we sing this song? Simon: Alvin, get real Alvin: You can tell your ma I moved to Arkansas You can tell your dog to bite my leg Or tell your brother Cliff whose fist can tell my lip The Chipmunks: He never really liked me anyway Alvin: Or tell your Aunt Louise tell anything you please Myself already knows I'm not okay Or you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind The Chipmunks: It might be walking out on me today But don't tell my heart my achy breaky heart I just don't think he'd understand 'Cause if you tell my heart my achy breaky heart He might blow up and kill this man Ooooh Billy Ray: Guys, that sounds really cool Man, you all are really nailing it Alvin: Ah, Billy Ray You think you could teach me some of those dance steps? I bet that would get the girls screaming Simon: Alvin, I don't think it's just the dance steps Alvin: What do you mean? Simon: Ohh, nevermind The Chipmunks: But don't tell my heart my achy breaky heart I just don't think he'd understand 'Cause if you tell my heart my achy breaky heart He might blow up and kill this man (Repeat) Ooooh Billy Ray: Naw, Alvin You put your right foot back No, your right foot man Alvin: Right, so how long will it take me to grow a pony tail? Billy Ray Cyrus: Well, Alvin... Alvin: And how many push ups should I do a day? Billy Ray Cyrus: Well, dude... Alvin: Wait Do you think the girls will scream if I change my name to Alvin Ray? Billy Ray: Well, I don't know, man Brittany: Oh, Billy Ray Ah, what happened? Where is he Simon? Simon: Billy Ray has left the building Brittany: Ah, I missed him! I missed him! Get him back! Billy Ray! Billy Ray, come back!