The Mrs Saved Christmas

[Intro] Gather 'round boys and girls, uh-huh-huh-huh Let me tell you a story I know you ain't heard This is the story about how the Mrs. saved Christmas Mrs. Santa Claus that is [Verse] It was the first Christmas In all the Christmases ever in history When a reindeer bucked and Santa got stuck Inside of a chimney The reindeer flew the sleigh up north On Santa Claus' request To inform Mrs. Santa Claus That she'd have to come deliver the gifts When Mrs. Claus heard the news She called out to all of the elves "Go grab the bags and fill them up With every toy from the shelves There is no time to waste, my friends Poor Santa needs our help And until he finds his way out the chimney We'll have to do this by ourselves" They filled the sleigh from end to end With more bags than could fit There were so many toys for good girls and boys Mrs. Claus had nowhere to sit She climbed on the top of a heaping mound And yelled out down below "Hey, Rudolph, I need the maximum speed You gotta gimme that get up and go" The reindeer raced from place to place Between the clouds and stars While Mrs. Claus shimmied down the chimneys They elves squeezed through burglar bars When all the gifts were given out There was one more thing to do Before they returned to the North Pole Santa Claus needed a rescue He was stuck so deep in the chimney His feet were almost touching the ground Mrs. Claus didn't know whether it was better To pull him up or push him down She lowered a rope for Santa to grab And told him to "Hold on tight" With the other end tied up to the sleigh The reindeer pulled with all their might With a heave and a hoe, Santa didn't let go As he busted out of the stack Now Santa was free but unfortunately The chimney had a-cracked The elves all helped to fix the broken bricks And no, it didn't take long And with Mr. and Mrs. Claus they headed home before the dawn On Christmas day the children awoke With eager hearts just to see A pleasant surprise before their eyes were presents right under the tree [Chorus] That's how the Mrs. saved Christmas The Mrs. saved Christmas, hey Hurray for Mrs. Santa Claus She ain't no regular dame, huh The Mrs. saved Christmas, hey Hurray for Mrs. Santa Claus She ain't no regular dame, she got game The Mrs. saved Christmas, hey Hurray for Mrs. Santa Claus She ain't no regular dame, huh The Mrs. saved Christmas, hey Hurray for Mrs. Santa Claus She ain't no regular dame, she got game [Interlude] So now you know how the story goes The Mrs. saved Christmas Mrs. Santa Claus that is And if anybody ever asked you, "Is it true?" You tell 'em, "Awww yeah!" [Outro] The Mrs. saved Christmas, hey Mrs., ahh the Mrs., the Mrs. saved Christmas Hurray for Mrs. Santa Claus Mrs., ahh the Mrs., the Mrs. saved Christmas Hurray for Mrs. Santa Claus Mrs., ahh the Mrs., the Mrs. saved Christmas Hurray for Mrs. Santa Claus, hey