Snapchat Lyf

Man this snapchat shit It's too good [Verse 1] It all started when I called my friend to have a talk He said, "We can snapchat". Why you wanna chat for? So I went and got it from the app store The next thing you know I'm all addicted like a crack whore It started off taking pictures I was that bored My friends are like "Why you got to send me every damn thought?" Cause you can photograph, write something and draw On it, all colours. I just sound like an add for it Haha. Fuck it, it's down sized trust me I'm tryin' to be on instagram, but it just keeps buzzing Let alone, eat some food. Let alone, study I never see my friends, I snapchat them no worries like: "What's up bro", they're like "What's up bro" We just say nothing, but it's so damn fun though Red ones, purple ones. I open all my cubes It goes 'Tap to Load' man, 'Press and Hold to view' Hoping that all you cop is nudes But all you get is people taking picture of their shoes (Ah, what?) The sad reality, your dog is not that cute (Sorry) I've got to put my phone away, I've got a lot to do But Snapchat, it's so addictive n shit [Verse 2] I was the guy dissing selfies, saying they're lame (Mm, They are) But fuck it man, selfies are the name of the game (I guess so) But you've got to do it sneeky if you're taking the train That's called 'The look-away', quickly just take it and aim Like, hope nobody noticed. Now don't forget to focus Or it will come out bogus, now share your precious moments How I'm use to feeling when you see the photos open (I know right) But there is no reply, so you just sit there hoping It comes in 20 minutes, so you know they've been posing And it's the dead of winter, and they don't have no clothes on That's when you know you're in man, that shit is heaps hot And when that type of images comes, you want to take a screenshot (Come on...) But you don't cause you're decent, or the real reason is Snapchat has a feature, so they gonna fucking see it. (What, is that?) (That's weak shit Snapchat. How are you gonna do us like that? Really? Still a good app I'm so addicted to this shit I'm just gonna do the third verse right now, cool Snapchat!) [Verse 3] Yo, but sometimes I see a lot of weird shit Some keep me up at night and really have a nightmare shit I'm appalled at, these photos that are all black With writing, you should have texted me. You're in the wrong app\ And please don't take a photo of your ball-sack I really don't want that, you'll be out of my contacts I swear, all your hairy chest like fucking Borat Put that shit away man, or I will not send you on back (You know my thing, it's: 'alldaychubbyboy' Add me)