Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass

[Verse 1] You told me I was lucky To have my chance with you Now last year's summer romance Is this year's winter blues I treated you so nicely To jewelry, and champagne But you left me empty handed Yeah, you left me feeling played [Chorus] Now I hope you're happy with yourself Cause I'm not laughing Don't you think it's kind of crappy What you did this holiday? When I gave you my heart, you ripped it apart Like wrapping paper trash So I wrote you a song, hope that you sing along And it goes, "Merry Christmas, kiss my ass!" [Verse 2] They say I'm losing my mind I thought that for a while I tear down decorations They remind me of your smile I hate that mistletoe It makes me think of our first kiss You bit my lip, you pulled me close And then you taught me how to quit [Chorus] [Verse 3] So sick of calling You won't telephone me No, fuck you girl, I'm going out I gave you my all But our love hit a wall, now I'm jingle belling And everyone's yelling We'll drink 'til the bars shut us down Ain't that just what Christmas is all about? [Outro] And I hope, hope you're happy with yourself Cause I'm not laughing, (not laughing) Don't you think it's so damn trashy What you did this holiday? (So trashy) I gave you my heart, (heart) You ripped it apart Like the wrapping paper trash (wrapping paper trash) So I wrote you a song Hope that you sing along Here it goes "Merry Christmas, (bitch), kiss my ass."