The Sunk'n Norwegian

[Verse 1] There lies a tavern down Wisconsin Way Where you can get drunk any time of the day The landlord's a bastard, the barmaid's a whore But give them no shit or you're straight out the door [Pre-Chorus] The Sunk'n Norwegian's the name of this hole A nasty ol' tavern if ever I've known [Chorus] One more drink at the Sunk'n Norwegian One more drink before we have to die One more drink at the Sunk'n Norwegian Raise up your tankards of ale to the sky [Verse 2] Scoundrels and brigands and ne'er-do-wells And creatures dragged up from the black pits of hell You'll find the relief in a tankard of ale So the Sunk'n Norwegian is where we will sail For barrels of whiskey or pints from the bar But if you don't know Then you don't go Drink up my friends, as much as you can For tomorrow we sail to a faraway land We'll party all night and get drunk off our heads Cause we can all rest when we are dead [Chorus]