Work In Progress

[Verse 1] Okay I forgot about the trash I didn't trim the long hairs on my mustache I did buy you a ring I believe it was back in '93 Alright I admit it I forgot our anniversary But I did pick up the baby this morning at the nursery That ain't no big thing but it's a gold star for me [Chorus] You get tired and disgusted with me When I can't be just what you want me to be I still love you and I try real hard I swear one day you'll have a brand new car I even asked the Lord to try to help me He looked down from heaven and said to tell you please Just be patient I'm a work in progress [Verse 2] I'm sorry I got mad waiting in the truck It seemed like hours you getting all dressed up Just to go to Shoney's on a Wednesday night I read that book you gave me about Mars and Venus I think it's sinking in but I probably need to reread it But I'm starting to see now what you've been saying is right [Chorus] [Verse 3] I know you meant well when you gave me those clogs But my heels sure get hot down by the muffler on my hog I'm sure they're stylish but I'll take my boots I try to do that healthy thing like you want me to do But that low fat, no fat's getting hard to chew Now I love your cooking honey But sometimes I need some real food [Chorus] [Outro] Oh honey just be patient now I'm a work in progress