USA Today

[Verse 1] I heard you've been wondering How I'm getting along I guess you think I can't make it with you gone But I don't want you to worry Don't you lose any sleep But a man called long-distance this morning Said they're thinking about putting me [Chorus] On the cover of the USA Today The story of heart-breaking pain Picture of the loneliest man they claim In the USA Today [Verse 2] I don't sleep in the nighttime Darkness reminds me of you I lost eight pounds since last Tuesday But I could stand to lose a few I don't believe I'm too bad People say I look fine The man from the paper seems happy Says I'm bigger than the latest crime [Chorus] [Bridge] So if you're concerned in trouble Then you're hurting me Don't you work out this little thing called losing you Has made a big man out of me [Chorus]