Nothing Left To Do

[Verse 1] I shaved my face and combed my hair Put on a new pair of underwear Sat on the porch with my labrador Like a hundred other times before She changed her shoes and freshened up her face Put on some skimpy, sexy lace Finally made her way through the back screen door We loaded up on the front seat of my Ford [Chorus] And we went out to dinner and we drove right back home Watched an old movie and drank a half a bottle of rum And then we turned off the TV and we got right down to it There ain't nothing left to do now that we've done it [Verse 2] Seems like it happens every time We get a chance to reignite that fire We burn it fast and then retire Just before the news on channel 5 [Chorus] [Verse 3] After all these years, it can get routine You change the order up, or use different names Try it in the morning, or the middle of the day The end results are still the same [Chorus] [Outro] Oh Lord we turned off the TV and we got right down to it There ain't nothing left to do now that we've done it Hey honey, hand me that remote