Jim and Jack and Hank

Hey, you were standing by the screen door slamming Rather clear what's taking place You were holding onto Louie He was packin', he was heavy That plastic handle just about to break Well then you picked up Chloe She knew y'all were going She started barking like a tank I was shocked and I was joking But I will not be lonely Cause I got Jim and Jack and Hank Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis Take what's left there in the bank Take your flat iron and your curlers Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked Take your black Mercedes, all that stuff for ladies To me you're just a total blank Go on and leave me baby, I don't need you I got Jim and Jack and Hank Well now you left screaming and your tires screeching That little dog right in your lap I became a little sad and called up my ol' dad He said, "Son you just woke me from my nap" I told him you had left me He said, "Son now don't you hate me You know exactly what I think You know you're better off, you can fish and you can golf You still got Jim and Jack and Hank" Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis Take what's left there in the bank Take your flat iron and your curlers Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked Take your black Mercedes, all that stuff for ladies To me you're just a total blank Go on and leave me baby, I don't need you I got Jim and Jack and Hank, that's right So I got out the whiskey and I began to listen to the songs Out in my truck you couldn't crank I started feeling empty, then again it hit me I've got Jim and Jack and Hank Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis Take what's left there in the bank Take your flat iron and your curlers Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked Take your black Mercedes, all that stuff for ladies To me you're just a total blank Go on and leave me baby, I don't need you I got Jim and Jack and Hank Yeah now, go on and leave me baby I don't need you I got Jim and Jack and Hank That's right, you go ahead, I'll be A-OK, cause I got Jose Captain Morgan, not to mention ol' Old George and Tammy And Loretta, Merle, Willie Nelson, Big John Cash How about old Jimmy Buffett? Bring him in there when that sun's shining George Strait, an old friend Can't forget Hank Jr. and all his rowdy friends I'm gonna clean out the whole closet baby Oh yeah Goodbye