It's Five O' Clock Somewhere

[Verse 1] The sun is hot and that old clock is moving slow And so am I Work day passes like molasses in wintertime But it's July I'm getting paid by the hour, and older by the minute My boss just pushed me over the limit I'd like to call him something I think I'll just call it a day [Chorus] Pour me something tall and strong Make it a "Hurricane" before I go insane It's only half-past twelve but I don't care It's five o'clock somewhere [Verse 2] Oh, this lunch break is going to take all afternoon And half the night Tomorrow morning, I know there'll be hell to pay Hey, but that's all right I ain't had a day off now in over a year Our Jamaican vacation's going to start right here Hit the phones for me You can tell them I just sailed away [Chorus] [Verse 3] I could pay off my tab, pour myself in a cab And be back to work before two At a moment like this, I can't help but wonder What would Jimmy Buffet do? [Bridge] Funny you should ask that because I'd say Pour me something tall and strong Make it a "Hurricane" before I go insane It's only half-past twelve but I don't care [Chorus] [Outro] What time zone am on? What country am I in? It doesn't matter, it's five o'clock somewhere It's always on five in Margaritaville, come to think of it Yeah, I heard that You been there haven't you Yes sir I seen your boat there I've been to Margaritaville a few times All right, that's good Stumbled all the way back OK, Just want to make sure you can keep it between the navigational beacons Between the buoys, I tell you All right, Well, it's five o'clock Let's go somewhere I'm ready, crank it up Let's get out of here I'm gone