If It Ain't One Thing (It's You)

[Verse 1] Well I guess it's just not my day The wind blew my morning paper away Then I cut my toe on a sliver of glass From the stormdoor you broke when you left here so fast [Chorus] If it ain't one thing it's you If you've heard that I'm going crazy It's true The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do If it ain't one thing It's you [Verse 2] Well I rented that movie you hate But that old VCR just chewed up the tape Then I went to the freezer thought I'd cook me a steak All I found was that old piece of our wedding cake [Chorus] [Bridge] But I never knew that I needed you so But now that I've lost you, I can't let you go [Chorus] If it ain't one thing oh it's you If you've heard that I'm going crazy It's true The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do If it ain't one thing It's you Oh if it ain't one thing It's you