If French Fries Were Fat Free

[Verse 1] Will I need a miss of my life Each time I went left, I should've gone right And love's no exception to this rule Cause I turned around I lost you Now I'm feeling lonesome and blue Just the way I expect to But there's something that I could use To help me deal with this abuse [Chorus] If French fries were fat free And you still love me If French fries were fat free And you still love me What a wonderful world this would be If the whiskey really helped me Forget your memory I'd wear a smile endlessly If French fries were fat free And you still love me [Verse 2] You know the more I think about you The more sense it makes Cause grease and love both cause heartache So I raise my glass and toast These things I want the most Though I probably never see I can't help but believing [Chorus]