(Under What) Conditions

[Verse 1] Would you still love me if I was leaking diarrhea? Would you still go to the banquet with me beside you eating? If you seem obliged, then please abide, could you kindly keep a secret? Don’t lead a guy deceitfully or lie cause I’ll believe it If you think you’d be there, please just beware Things are easily agreed until you leave the clean air And then you scream to repeal the deal If I were to feel you up, would I still be your true love? Or would you scream and proceed to deem me a screw up? Could you bear to sit while our parents cringe Just a pair of kids in a factory for embarrassment? You said no conditions, but I don’t know that you’d be so committed Once we reach these bold divisions, so answer me: If I met your family wearing a graphic tee And some sagging jeans, would you happily introduce me as your man-to-be? I don’t know how else to put it, something tells me that you wouldn’t So humor me, woman, dispel my confusion [Hook] Do you love me? How deep? Deep enough to plunge cheek first? Let’s see! If you really loved me, you’d think of me as a person worth your suffering So tell me: what’s it gonna be? [Verse 2] If I said I was a pedophile, would you then decide to Desert me, left a miser, in the event that I should See a crippled kid, and point and laugh Would you be so quick to join our hands Poise and stand, call me as the boy you pant For while the world points its boiling wrath? If you have an answer, I'm embarrassed to check I feel fear and upset by what I hear from the press Did you hear what they said when they let Zimmerman acquitted? What if I was the man who did that little black kid in? Would you forgive me and perceive it as a little accident? I don’t think you understand what your little hand is in! If I was a terrorist wiped out by a Navy SEAL Team Would you give me a wake speech pained with feeling? I understand these are bad things but they shouldn’t actually Make you have to leave if you truly meant you were attached to me And if in fact you feel enamored the, above shouldn’t tamper how you stand with me And that I can’t believe, at least not naturally, so answer me: If I shared these thoughts, these raw, direct thoughts Would you not just step off? Would your heart and chest drop? It’s an honest question, I want an honest answer! You got a box to check off: either not or yes, sah! I will not be led on, and you will not be let off This train goes one direction, there will not be rest stops I’m prob’ly headstrong, but I will not continue fantasies You are not leaving here without answering: [Hook]