Campus Invasion

[scratches: Paten Locke] The big man on campus Most rappers fail ‘cuz of the sloppy way their beats are chosen They need to move to Germany and rock some Lederhosen You fuck with Ak, you hear that beat explosion A good look, like you found a parking spot that had the meter broken I’ll rock a heap of shows and wake up all the sleepers dozin’ And get these heaters goin’ so we get the people knowin’ Best believe I go in – flowin’s in my hemoglobin Plus I got the game to pull that shorty by the speaker posin’ She lookin’ good and smilin’ like she would be pleased to know him Whispered in his ear she got some supple double D’s to show him Legs were lookin’ lovely, bubble exceeded the norm Did a couple more songs and bounced with the key to the dorm What’s your name again? She smiled and repeated it for him Watched a little movie, then it quickly proceeded to porn Threw on the lingerie, she want him to beat it ‘til morn Now the heat is on, lights are gone, and the speakers are blowin’ Hip-Hop, Run-DMC ‘My Adidas’ is goin’ Her homie’s callin’ and he want a Ak CD, a old one And if I sell it to him, we can have the weed he holdin’ Took it to her room, my name was on the wall graffiti golden Strip poker man, you know you’ll never see me foldin’ Now she’s standing there in the bottoms of her bikini only R.A. is knocking at the door – don’t let him see me homie I’m fully dressed but, yo, these college heads don’t need to know me I politely stepped out the side door And continued with my homies on my worldwide tour, but She got expelled, so I guess the knowledge is: Be careful when you fuck with a college chick [scratches] The big man on campus Rain on your college-ass disco dorm Hey baby, you got a girlfriend? Me so horny. Me love you long time