We Want the Funk

{If you didn't come to dance, then you don't want the funk} - *2X* {If you didn't come to dance, then you don't want the funk} {We want the funk!} - *both 4X* [Ahmad] Dig it the mic is mine I'm the incredible man, with the gift of gab And when I speak you'll be doin the freak So if, you don't want the funk then you a punk Everybody out of they chairs should go for theirs, and If you can find anyone better or as bad as mine That's thick as a dreadlock and rocks like Lenny Kravitz Then you done great, you done good Wait I hope they told you, I'll explode to any track I'm back on top, ready to drop bombs I'm the only rapper that can rap like this, then do the twist So HOLD UP WAIT A MINUTE let put the boom back in it To show the Joneses can win it, and that's my crew That's my clan, that's my posse The niggas with the funky tunes, turn up the volume All you ballers, with your six-four Impalas And bass comin out of your trunk, you better holla if you want the funk {If you didn't come to dance, then you don't want the funk} {We want the funk!} - *both 4X* [Ahmad] Word now everybody get up, then sit back down and yell (HO!) The niggarole's back with a verse and it gets worse By worse I mean better than you and I can do Crews and never lose in fights because I write And flip scripts I rip up punks and do a cheer Think I'd ring the funk bell yell (party over here!) Now peep what I wrought and maybe I even got A million funk styles for ya bay-bay In stacks so when I rap the claps come Through I'm new but been hearin cheers for years and Fear is a mindstate, I rip up raps and do up dance stuff The great Ahmad, if you agree then nod Your head like this or like that I can rap with anyone And still won't fall, I do it all So y'all kids with tapes on your shelves and Twelves boomin out of your trunk, you better yell if you want the funk {If you didn't come to dance, then you don't want the funk} {We want the funk!} - *both 6X* [Ahmad] Well I'm still kickin the funk, don't believe it you don't have to But, bet a buck, you gon' believe it when I leave it stuck Imprinted, through a rhyme I invented To indent your skull cause I got SOUL Everybody get ready, then set go and when I let go Of the microphone, get your jam on But one more thing before I sing cause I'm fat And ask for you please get off your rump And SCREAM if you want the funk {If you didn't come to dance, then you don't want the funk} {We want the funk!} - *both 4X* {If you didn't come to dance, then you don't want the funk} {Party over here, bust you over there} - *2X* *repeat all 8X* {If you didn't come to dance, then you don't want the funk} - *2X* {If you didn't come to dance..} {We want the funk!} {Give me that funky baby, give me that funk} - {We want the funk!} *repeat this 8X* {If you didn't come to dance, then you don't want the funk} {We want the funk!} - *repeat to fade*