Freak

[Ahmad's friends talking] .. and then he cut it off *laughter* Hahaha, ay who next? Who next? Ay ay Jamal come up Somebody else.. aiy who next man? Calvin you next? (Nah nah) Midget? Rascal? (No, no no) It's mine? On mine? I'm gon' tell a story man Aight aight, it's like this.. [Ahmad] Well it was half past eleven o'clock, ready to rock I'd been searchin for a spot all week, where they be doin the freak But no one knew I didn't panic, remained calm Thought, "Why not just go out on a mission, like James Bond?" Double-oh-seven, since I'm the great, I'll be double-oh-eight So I went into the closet and got my gear straight Jumped in the car, drove for an hour, with no luck Started havin doubts and that's about when trouble came up Twelve thirty at night I'm at a street light and hot Restin my head back (BOOM!) I heard a shot Fired through my back window broke the glass then hit dash metal No time to look both ways I hit the gas pedal Now my "Mission" is real like Special Ed Gettin shot at with a shotty and I wish I had a jet To hit, maximum thrust 'fore they bust one and hit me Square in the back cain't understand I was the wrong man that They were after, I wish they'd see the light, no joke But in the meantime, I broke and hit a quick right Dipped to an alley, turned off my lights and ducked And I guess none of 'em saw me, they kept goin up Crenshaw, good Opened my eyes for surprising more To see the alley I was in lead to the party I'd been lookin for All out of breath and could hardly speak But soon as I walked in the door, honey asked me if I wanted to freak "She did the freak!" (4X) {*reggae patois - can't follow*} [Ahmad] Well I'm back on the move, yeah back on the mission Gettin jocked and shit cause my pockets thick I guess they heard I had a record deal And I'd expect that would change their views do's and don'ts Into they won't diss and now my mission gets, a little bigger I'm lookin for a freak with soul that's not a gold digger Yup, I want some-bo-dy And by bein in the bright spotlight, you learn a lot like If you got ends, well then you got friends If you got dough, well then you got hoes And that's how all of that go, but I'ma still have to give it a try I saw a girl with no guys, sittin in back and I went over to chat Well we talked and laughed about a half hour then There was a sudden blur, when I saw her The finest girl I'd ever seen her name was Tina Dressed all in red then my mouth said "Sorry I don't mean to be a dog or a mutt I'm just a big Cool J fan and, Tina got a +Big Ol' Butt+ So I'm leavin love," then I went over to Tina to speak And I asked her if she wanted to freak "She did the freak!" (6X) {*reggae patois - can't follow*} [Ahmad] Dig it now she wanna freak, well here's my number beep it Might even lick the cat but if I do I get to keep it That's what I told Tina then I jetted, I said it Just to make sure we got in bed - it's, all in the mix To the Motel 6, because I figure If bags was bait she bit 'em hook line and sinker I'm out now, until next week, mission complete Ahmad, the great double-oh-eight niggarole doin the freak "She did the freak!" (8X) {*reggae patois - can't follow*} "She did the freak!" (16X) {*reggae patois - can't follow*} "She did the freak!"