Tall Cans

Ahhhh shit! Shit! Shit! Now, I'm walking down the street with some chicken and a forty I'm yelling at these hoochies and I'm looking for a party Drink it fast, make it last, 'til you know it ain't no mo' Run outta dough, slap the ho Get the dough and go back to that liquor sto' [Hook - repeat 4X] Afroman likes tall cans Now I'm a afroholic, call me Afroman Love to sag my khakis with a tall can My homies pop the forty of some St. Ides Now that mother (uh!) staggering from side to side Now, we the loudest homeboys in my neighborhood We look real bad but we feel so good My thirst is quenched but my craving won't extinguish I need some forty ounce mother (uh!) Old English Put the top in my mouth, put the bottom to the ceiling Drink it down down until I get that crazy feeling Now just walking down the street with some chicken and a forty I'm yelling at these hoochies and I'm looking for a party Drink it fast, make it last, 'til you know it ain't no mo' Run outta dough, slap the ho Get the do' and go back to that liquor sto' [Hook] See these girls be acting all bad and rude Always got a bad attitude See I just wanna dance, why can't you get the picture You act like a brother wanna move in with you I gots no fame, I gots no wealth So I wind up dancing by my goddamn self But I paid my money, just like you And baby I'mma do what I came to do You see I can't wait around 'til I get rich Just to make yo' gold digging attitude switch So I'm walking down the street with some chicken and a forty I'm yelling at these hoochies and I'm looking for a party Drink it fast, make it last, 'til you know it ain't no mo' Run outta dough, slap the ho Get the do' and go back to that liquor sto' [Hook] I stepped into this party full of Mexicans I didn't realize I was the only black man One hand on my bottle, the other on my peter I barked like a dog and started freaking senoritas I think she was embarrassed with the eight ball in my cup She kept on stepping back so I kept on stepping up This vato strolled up, put his gun to my head I knew if I moved I was officially dead That had to be his woman, I know it doggonit That ain't the first time that I got confronted Got my quete, "What up, ese? Get the fuck outta here!" I said, "I'm gone mother fucker, now give me my beer." Cause I'm just walking down the street with some chicken and a forty I'm yelling at these hoochies and I'm looking for a party Drink it fast, make it last, 'til you know it ain't no mo' Run outta dough, slap the ho Get the do' and go back to that liquor sto' [Chrous] HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO Walkin down the street with some chicken and a forty Yellin at these hoochies and I'm lookin for a party Drink it fast, make it last, 'til you know it ain't no mo' Outta dough, slap the ho Get the do' and go back to that liquor sto' [Hook] Well I'm a afroholic, call me Afroman Love to sag my khakis with a tall can My homie pop the forty of some St. I's Now that knucklehead staggering from side to side We the loudest homeboys in my neighborhood We look real bad but we feel so good My thirst is quenched but my craving won't extinguish I need some forty ounce mother fucking Old English Put the top in my mouth put the bottom to the ceiling Drink it diggy diggy down 'til I get that crazy feeling I'm just walking down the street with some chicken and a forty I'm yelling at these hoochies and I'm looking for a party Drink it fast, make it last, 'til you know it ain't no mo' Outta dough, here we go back to that liquor sto' [Hook] Now these women be actin all bad and rude Always gotta bad attitude You see I just wanna dance, why can't you get the picture Act like a brother wanna move in with cha I gots no fame, I gots no wealth So I whined up dancing by my God damn self But I pay my money, just like you And baby I'mma do what I came to do You see I can't wait around 'til I get rich Just to make yo gold digging attitude switch So I'm walking down the street with some chicken and a forty I'm yelling at these hoochies and I'm lookin for a party Drink it fast, make it last, 'til you know it ain't no mo' Outta dough, here we go back to that liquor sto' [Hook - speeds up at end]