Couple Next Door

(Intro) Hahahaha, yeah Just move from side to side C'mon y'all (Hook) I can't sleep at night Cause the couple next door just fuss and fight But when the night's over and it's daylight They hug and kiss and everything's alright Head, shoulders, feet, and toes Scratched up knee caps and elbows Every night, they duckin blows But they still together and that's how it goes (Verse 1) This is a story of Jack and Jill No, not the ones who went up the hill I mean a couple lovers that live next door They always fightin, and I keep the score They be pettin and pokin Jabbin and jokin Coo'in and crackin Moo'in and whackin Neckin and knockin Sangin and sockin Squakin and squeezin Burnin and freezin He holds her hand, long as he able But when he lets her go, she bops him with a table Pattin and pinchin Cloutin and clenchin Havin theyself a good tiiime (Hook) I can't sleep at night Cause the couple next door just fuss and fight But when the night's over and it's daylight They hug and kiss and everything's alright Head, shoulders, feet, and toes Scratched up knee caps and elbows Every night, they duckin blows But they still together and that's how it goes (Verse 2) Reverend Green thought he called one day On this nice newly-wed across the way But just as the pastor knocked on the door A right connected and he hit the floor They was pettin and poppin Bangin and boppin Coo'in and kissin Hittin and missin Groovin and grievin Lovin and leavin Kickin and cacklin Ticklin and tacklin My other neighbor tried to intervention But one jab knocked out his good intentions They was stewin and stabbin Jivin and jabbin Havin theyself a good tiiime (Hook) I can't sleep at night Cause the couple next door just fuss and fight But when the nights over and it's daylight They hug and kiss and everything's alright Head, shoulders, feet, and toes Scratched up knee caps and elbows Every night, they duckin blows But they still together and that's how it goes (Verse 3) A lion escaped from a circus train Strayed in Jack and Jills domain They got in a towering rage The lion took a look and jumped back in the cage They was swattin and swayin Plottin and playin Stompin and stabbin Groovin and grabbin Dancin and duckin Trippin and truckin Plottin and pleadin Bangin and bleedin Her mama said "I'll go fetch her!" But mama came out ridin on a stretcher They was hittin and holdin Faintin and foldin Havin theyself a good tiiime (Hook) I can't sleep at night Cause the couple next door just fuss and fight But when the night's over and it's daylight They hug and kiss and everything's alright Head, shoulders, feet, and toes Scratched up knee caps and elbows Every night, they duckin blows But they still together and that's how it goes (Verse 4) One day a reporter interviewed the wife Try'na get some data on her hectic life She said that she never had time for books She was too busy, duckin left hooks Swattin and swingin Sockin and singin Cuttin and cuddlin Messin and muddin Fondle and fussin Kissin and cussin Tippin and teasin Squattin and squeezin The cop said "Stop! I'm the law!" Too bad he couldn't stop that right to the jaw They was jivin and jumpin Thrivin and thumpin Havin theyself a good tiiime (Hook) I can't sleep at night Cause the couple next door just fuss and fight But when the nights over and it's daylight They hug and kiss and everything's alright Head, shoulders, feet, and toes Scratched up knee caps and elbows Every night, they duckin blows But they still together and that's how it goes That's how it goes