Because I Got High

[Intro: Afroman] It's like... I don't care about nothin' man Roll another blunt... Yeah [Verse 1] I was gonna clean my room until I got high I was gonna get up and find the broom... but then I got high My room is still messed up and I know why (Why man?) - cause I got high (repeat 3X) [Verse 2] I was gonna go to class before I got high I coulda' cheated and I coulda' passed... but I got high I am taking it next semester and I know why (Why man?) - cause I got high (repeat 3X) [Verse 3] I was gonna go to work but then I got high I just got a new promotion but I got high... Now I'm selling dope and I know why (Why man?) - cause I got high (repeat 3X) [Verse 4] I was gonna go to court before I got high I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high (No you ain't!) They took my whole paycheck and I know why Cause I got high (repeat 3X) [Verse 5] I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high I was gonna pull right over and stop... but I was high Now I am a paraplegic and I know why (Why?) Because I got high (repeat 3X) [Verse 6] I was gonna pay my car note until I got high I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high Now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why Because I got high (repeat 3X) [Verse 7] I was gonna make love to you but then I got high I was gonna eat yo' pussy too but then I got high Now I'm jacking off and I know why Because I got high (repeat 3X) [Verse 8] I messed up my entire life because I got high I lost my kids and wife because I got high Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why Because I got high (repeat 3X) [Verse 9] I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high And if I don't sell one copy I know why Because I'm high (repeat 3X) [Verse 10] Well my name is Afroman and I'm from east Palmdale And all the tail weed I be smokin' is bomb as hell I don't believe in Hitler, that's what I said So all of you skins please give me more head