Cereal Wars

Get up early in the morning, going to the store Post, Kellogs, General Mills? It's the cereal war Fuckin' store never has the monsters and they never get more Post, Kellogs, General Mills? It's the cereal war I hope sexual chocolate is in stock, it's got a condom in the box I'll try some cocoa puffs today What the fuck is Sonny anyway? Some say Dino's are the best, they've got more marshmallows Than the rest There's not a lot of cocoa in cocoa crispies And always stay away from wheaties Now it's dinner time and I'm going back to the store I had some Erkles, 'liked 'em a lot It's the cereal war I wish I were Calvin or Hobbes and then I could try sugar bombs The soggies will never get Cap'n Crunch, I guess I'll have Crunch Berries for lunch Breakfast cereals need to be sweet, that's the only kind I'll eat Give me sugar not nuts and twigs! Do I look like a fuckin' squirrel to you?