Cook it Up

Cook it up spooky salute Look 'Zook'll hook it up to Shoop the local Winnie Cooper loopy Low brow, low brim She asked me, "What's your name?" I flashed the grossest fang in show biz Young Valkyrie is open, "What's yours?" "Um, Jenny, um..." Body clocked in a ten-penny sum Sprung colossal, "Miss, may I process your Pentium?" But Ae is hesitating "My princess The pigeonholing rose out your predecessor's lunacy in the kismet" Her eyes googled back as that of one unfortunate breed plus a new kink in the posture "Just don't get all barnacley Or get P.T. Barnumed in 3D THX sound stereo dismissal Sorry hun, it's just the last few have been a fistful Like.. like them girls you bump into out dumb luck Get high and innocently kiss once when she's punch drunk Watch her misinterpret the moment tongues touch Crazy McCling-a-lot claim instant one love And you've gotta beg your friends to take 'em off your hands like thumbcuffs Or them barbies you'll vibe for a sexy second (lovely) Give it a month Hyde heckles Jekyl and she makes Hitler look cuddly But Jenny in the sky with emerald eyes You're so different so delicious so the fish I'd be willing to walk the limb with So let's just get a few things out the way: (okay) I'm clinically bonkers and hate just about everyone God's great earth offers I won't be getting dressed up to impress your family dear And if I can't wear jeans and sneakers then I won't be lamping there Nope, aggro-pimp, sinfully, finicky nova, bag it up no-diggity soldier Magic touch fingertip donor Own up to your dirty debutante animalistic instincts Ritual courting dance and breeding behaviors (like what?) I dream of Jeannie and fucking her obsecenly But Jenny could be Jeannie so easily if you'd let me Hell, the bad tact daddy-o Merlin-- 'e' for effort Most of these high-post Fabio world motherfucks make my head hurt Dead up-- I got death in the skull but you'll get used to it ma Dinner and cinema, yes, just cough the bread up Sure, he schleps with a naked pocket but I carry dreams Like I wanna be an astronaut after you marry me" (WHAAAAT???) "You're rushing this I feel smothered it's crowding me awfully" Dolly, I love you, "Get the fuck off me!" Sorry. (Call me) And I'm circling her like a tiger shark frenzied but friendly "I'm cool, how you feeling Jenny?" (Jenny?) Jenny? (Jenny?) Jenny? "So quiet, oh I like that, so mysterious, I dig it The way you haven't made eye contact with me once in ten minutes I'm just saying girl, I'm dirty-dog raw vintage mixed with mega-low society Mister gutter-fuck etiquette - try me! So there it is, game. I mean it's not like I'm sweating you Because when it comes down to it, most of y'all females are the same But now it's your turn baby, spit it out" "Okay" She punched me dead in the fuckin mouth and walked away Ow! Fuck! Watch out ladies cause you know he don't love ya Bazooka Tooth is one bad motherfucker He's a low life pimp with a low life game He needs a no life dame with a strobe light frame Cook it up now No ring on the finger There ain't no strings attached But if you love television and Manic depression Get a carton of cigarettes And we can make it happen Get to mackin' Just leave your baggage on my curb with the trashcans It ain't like I seen you in Maxim Relax with the tap dance Lights, camera, lap dance! Cook it up now