Big Ten Inch Record

[Verse 1] Got me the strangest woman Believe me this trick's no cinch But I really get her going When I whip out my big ten inch [Chorus] Record of a band that plays the blues Well a band that plays its blues She just love my big ten inch Record of her favorite blues [Verse 2] Last night I tried to tease her I gave my love a little pinch She said now stop that jivin' Now whip out your big ten inch [Chorus] [Verse 3] I, I, I cover her with kisses And when we're in a lover's clinch She gets all excited When she begs for my big ten inch [Chorus] [Bridge] My girl don't go for smoking And liquor just make her flinch Seems she don't go for nothing [Chorus] 'Cept on my big ten inch Record of a band that plays the blues Band that play the blues She just love my big ten inch Record of her favorite blues