Modern Day Coons

[Intro: *Blazing Saddles* clip] "Now come on, boys, where's your spirit? I don't hear no singin' When you was slaves, you sang like birds Come on, how bout a good ol' nigger work song." [Verse 1] I say once upon a time not long ago There lived some kings and some queens that had sold they souls For a little bit of money, little bit of fame The chains and the whips were the whips and the chains It's no more different, world now you have the game Say goodbye to the Cosbys, hello to House of Payne Selling out our culture for some monetary gain And you could switch the channel but the image doesn't change Where every man's a pimp, let's call it Flavor of Love And every girl's a ho and joins the Bad Girls Club That's a box we outside yet In four seasons I ain't seen a real housewife yet I don't know whether to 'dress you as Big Momma or maybe as Big Mammy You teach me how to dougie and I teach you how to sammie Oscar for best actress awarded to Tyler Perry And it's scary [Hook 1] But TBS just love y'all niggas BET, yeah, they love y'all niggas VH1, you know they love y'all niggas Cause when y'all act like niggas They making money off you, getting richer Twitter love y'all niggas Facebook, of course, they love y'all niggas The KKK just love y'all niggas Acting like fools being used The modern day coons [Verse 2] Back when Martin used to march they was bitten by dogs Now we call our women bitches and my niggas my dawgs We the cause for more fights more than we fight for the cause Wonder if Jesus walked with us when we rumpin' the law This verse go to my (niggas) who love being (niggas) Idolize killers, rappers, and drug dealers Heard (I just wanna fuck every girl in the world) And took it serious spreading AIDS and syphilis Unprotected sex but say the baby ain't mine Laid with a dime but child support ain't paying a dime Never left my mama's couch but say I stay on the grind Screaming "free my nigga [blank]" though he committed the crime I smoke (I smoke) I drink (I drink) Get high (get high) and don't think (don't think) From planking to what they playing on every radio station The new black faces, the people with black faces [Hook 2] You know they love y'all niggas Media Takeout love y'all niggas Worldstar just love y'all niggas Cause when y'all act like niggas They making money of you getting rich Cheaters love y'all niggas Maury Povich, yeah, he love y'all niggas Because y'all love being niggas Acting like fools, being used The modern day coons [Outro] I love niggas! I love niggas! Though niggas are me! And I should only love rejects be! I love to see niggas going through changes! I love to see niggas kill shit! But there's just one thing about niggas I knew I'd love NIGGAS