Attorney-at-Law

[Intro] Well if you want zealous advocacy, yeah Call up Jennifer Walters, attorney-at-law And if you want zealous advocacy, yo Call up Jennifer Walters, attorney-at-law [Verse 1] Call her Avenger, call her a member Of the Fantastic Four Call her Jennifer Actually scratch that, call her Ms. Walters treat her with some respect That's She-Hulk, remember? Mergers and acquisitions Of S.H.I.E.L.D's corporate takeover division And every claim they're sendin' Counter claim third-party intervention With a motion for summary judgement pendin' So your honor my co-councilor here She's green and seven feet tall You might've seen her fighting in a brawl Outside in front of city hall Taking out a skrull She'll be handling cross so you know The best private practice Unless you want to ask if Nelson and Murdoch are still taking new clients They closed up shop and moved west and so All of New York needs to know Who's the best [Hook x2] If you want zealous advocacy If you dealing with personal injury or tragedy Call up Jennifer Walters, attorney-at-law Strongest lawyer that you ever saw [Verse 2] No conflict of interest No hostile witnesses In front of Miss Jen Walters Listen kid you better answer her I can't help you now, you're sitting on the stand And she can tear the building down with a flick of her hand Work ends, happy hour where she has a few She's on the board of the Future Foundation, thought you knew Grand jury, testimony, deposition's what she's into All negotations so simple Go ahead and send a gamma ray enhanced woman With a mind that's bigger and quicker than almost any human With a license to practice and some proper law schoolin' Street smarts to get the jury swooning Just talking about Jennifer Walters attorney-at-law Superheroine when and if you're playing ball The retainer is reasonable, you just gotta call I don't think you'll regret it at all [Ad-Lib] See I tell most people that they shouldn't, be a lawyer, because I was a lawyer, right? But if you're gonna be a lawyer, might as well be like She-Hulk, yeah [Hook x2]