The Chanukah Song

Okay... This is a song that uhh.. There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh.. Not too many Chanukah songs So uhh.. I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Chanukah songs Here we go... Put on your yarmulke Here comes Chanukah So much funukah To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me David Lee Roth lights the menorah So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew You don't need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock" Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock-both Jewish Put on your yarmulke It's time for Chanukah The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs Celebrates Chanukah O.J. Simpson, not a Jew But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew-he converted We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish-not too shabby Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is Well he's not, but guess who is All Three Stooges! So many Jews are in showbiz Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is Tell your friend Veronica It's time to celebrate Chanukah I hope I get a harmonicah Oh this lovely, lovely Chanukah So drink your gin and tonicah And smoke your marijuanikah If you really, really wannakah Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah Happy Chanukah