Ode To My Car

Here we go [Chorus] Piece of shit car I got a piece of shit car That fucking pile of shit Never gets me very far [Verse] My car's a big piece of shit Cos the shocks are fucking shot And my seatbelt's fucking broken I got to tie it in a knot It's a piece of shit I can't see through the windshield Cos it's got a big fucking crack And the interior smells real bad Cos my friend puked in the back It's a piece of shit Piece of shit car Piece of shit car He's got a piece of shit car It sucks royal dick That fuckin' pile of shit 100% crap Never gets him very far Oh, fuck you, car It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack They can bite his ass too And I got no fuckin' brakes I'm always way out of control Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it asshole" You fuckin' piece of shit Piece of shit car I got piece of shit car He got a piece of shit car Diesel gas sucks my ass That fuckin' pile of shit That pile of metal shit Never gets him very far Oh what the fuck did I do What the fuck did I do What the fuck did I do To get stuck with you You're too wide for drive-through And you smell like the shoe But I'm too broke to buy something new Oh fuck me Well the engine likes to flood The car always fucking stalls And the seat cushion's got a big rip So a spring always pokes the balls Ouch, ouch, ouch Plus the door locks are busted I gotta use a fucking coat hanger What a pain in his ass And if a girlie sees my car There's no chance I'll ever bang her He never ever gets the pussy Hey, shut up Piece of shit car You piece of shit car You got a piece of shit car You piece of shit car Piece of shit car Bald fuckin' tires You got a piece of shit car No rearview fucking mirror Piece of shit car Seven different colors You got a piece of shit car Fucking rag for a gas cap Piece of shit car Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere You got a piece of shit car Piece of shit car You got a piece of shit car Piece of shit car Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser You got a piece of shit car Cabby give me a push Piece of shit car