Bartholemew

[Verse 1] Bartholemew bring me a fork There's a Minstrel Parade on TV Let the lights glow, an excellent reason To stay home tonight [Chorus] Oh, the old men wave their canes They have yesterday's brains And their worlds stop turning on sundays The young lives are clipped And smudged on the rocks Distorted and forgotten [Verse 2] Quietly she enters the room But we can't talk, we can not be seen Returning her new pair of jeans Just to stay home tonight [Chorus] Oh, the mirror always shows There's a stranger in my clothes Standing on the third rail Lost at sea, searching for me And we don't know how to sail [Verse 3] So if you go to guitar the store You will see me again holding the door It's an excellent night to sleep on the floor If you stay home tonight [Chorus] Oh, I saw you before in the guitar store I was lonely, lazy and useless And Bartholemew moans to the counterfeit clones When he feels like he's not a human