David Hasselhoff Chest Hair

[Hook] When i was in eight grade, i already rocked the Hoff chest hair Two hundred pounds so i looked like a damn bear When u were with your friends playin FIFA I was with my mothers old friends, gettin my dick sucked [Verse 1] David Hasselhoff chest hair, with a natural Pam And Look a like, if i want she can even get me breast fed Im fly like Pan Am used to be Im the present of this music shit Thats why i got beauty chicks, jewish chips, and cruising whips! Put both of my balls in her mouth, like u can't choose it bitch Exotic footwear, just because it was made in Vietnam Love your girls pussy smell more in the morning than napalm I throw a rock then wave my hands, i praise my friends Raise my ends, sit inside then Purple Haze my Benz! The new Hendrix, i added millions to my lifes appendix High as shit, listenin to the new hits of Kendricks Im a fan of Lamar, but its not Odom No disrespect to him, but im always in the restaurant sippin the Opus So i have no time to keep up with the Kardashians Ask your grandma, she knows im Used to be a nasty man [Hook] When i was in eight grade, i already rocked the Hoff chest hair Two hundred pounds so i looked like a damn bear When u were with your friends playin FIFA I was with my mothers old friends, gettin my dick sucked [Verse 2] Rolled the dice, thrown some ice And now im rich bitch, Ashy Larry Your taste in music suck, i heard you bumpin Laffy Taffy While i was sippin coconut juice, that shit malagasy Like King Julien is When we are out of liqour we switch it to some peruvian shit Out on the street with all my nubian click Laugh at the fuckin way you live , but thats just some freudian shit Laugh at the fuckin way im fuckin your bitch, i got a herculiean dick When im done i tell the bad bitch, make me some san-d-wich But its better not be peanut butter jelly Its better if you give me your butt and i fill it all the way up to your belly She a lazy freak so she love that, fuck her one more time then leave through the firestairs Call up my old french au pair, take her out to fried snail So we eat crepes and escargos Tell her i got a cuban down under, and never heard of an embargo Damn Mrs Saint-Pierre, you deserve an Oscar more than Argo When she swallos she better not drop a drop, coz then no pardon I strive for perfection, a dickslap or two to make sure she learnt the lesson So far i have only fucked one girl to candles and John Legend [Talking] Damn,she was fine And fortythree And she made dinner Damn i miss her, i miss those meatballs, and im sure she miss my meatballs too! HAAAH [Hook] When i was in eight grade, i already rocked the Hoff chest hair Two hundred pounds so i looked like a damn bear When u were with your friends playin FIFA I was with my mothers old friends, gettin my dick sucked