Super Mario Land

Going through the Mushroom Kingdom I'm gonna save the Princess, bitch I got a red hat, red shirt, suspenders on Wait, I guess I'm black and white in this shit I got my fireballs bouncing, hit you dead in the jaw Take down the boss cause he's breaking the law Kick the turtle shell, oh wait, shit, nah They explode in this, fucking burnt my balls Now I'm small, and I'm running like I just don't care Jump in the plane and fly around in the air Take Tatanga down, bitch, I ain't scared Do you like Captain Lou and hit your face with a chair It's the Goomba stomping, Mushroom popping mustached man Koopa clomping, body dropping, fireball in my hand Run and jump, duck and slide, to get the box on the other side Breaking bricks with my fucking fist, bitch, I'm coming inside Through the castle, no hassle, on my way to the end Daisy went and got kidnapped again It isn't Koopa, but they might be friends I'm gonna whomp you, motherfucker, don't even pretend (Taste my fucking fireball power!) (What the fuck's a lion even doing in this game, anyway?) (Go home.) (Fucking rest or something, stupid-ass...) (Motherfucking lion.) Oh, Mario... I'm not the Princess, I'm a bad guy, bitch I just wanted to get your hopes up, man, forget it Either way, I'm outta work, it's time to clock out You got one more level, goodbye for now See ya! It's kung-fu land, I got fire in my hand For that weird jumping motherfucking kung-fu man If you don't like this track, I guess I understand But I get to fight Wario in the next Land, so... Off to Daisy I go one more time Get your hands off her, Tatanga, she's mine Jump in the plane and fucking go for a ride Shooting at motherfuckers as I fly by Look at me, way up in the sky Collecting coins as I spit my rhyme This kung-fu faggot won't fucking die Throw my fireball and hit him dead in the eye, bitch What the hell? It's a fucking cloud! Dodge the lightning, shoot fire in his mouth As he crumbles, I hear the rumble as the boss flies in Let the final battle begin, motherfucker (Whoa... That's a big ship you got there, sir.) Mario, I hope you're ready to die My spaceship shoots three balls at a time Your aircraft can't compare to mine You're never going to leave my castle alive What the hell, man, damn, what the fuck are you anyway? It's sad you never made it past these Game Boy games I'll laugh, dodge your bullets, shoot your spaceship in half Rescue Daisy and go take a nap, yeah I'm here to stay Right behind this controller, I'll still play 'Til the world is safe for you and me tonight Day after day If it takes forever, Daisy, I'll stay And hold your hand, please stay with me tonight