Castlevania II: Simon's Quest

Sitting at the plot of my mama and pop When over my shoulder, she appeared and almost made my fucking heart stop Seven years ago, I slain this blood sucker Now I gotta find the pieces and fix this motherfucker? Don't wanna die from the wounds of the last game I'd like to save the day, make the curse go away I mean, I'm feeling alright, except my back's in pain I can't complain, grab my whip and claim the fame It's the vampire slaughtering, holy watering Belmont Heart collecting, wrecking the mansions, grabbing what I want Zombies coming at me, better wear your helmot Cause I'm quick to crack your skull and fucking clean your clock, c'mon Shit, if you came to fuck around Let me introduce your face to the ground As I'm walking through the town Liars and cheaters are all around To the woods, bitch Simon Belmont, the vampire slaughterer Equipped with holy water and I got enough for all of ya I'm calling you out, and I'm taking you down And now I'm resurrecting this clown? Fuck! Walking around with a manly strut Got hearts in the bag, fucking leveling up Dracula’s ribs on my chest like its armor, punk Thorn whip slapping bitches, I don't give a fuck, c'mon It's getting late, I need to find a church That’s where I need to go for a rest when I'm hurt I'm 'bout to enter the woods and take the werewolves' life Oh no, shit! It's already night? (Blah, blah, blah, horrible curse.) Going through the woods down to Dracula’s place And I'm a-whipping Skeletons along the way Running out of time, no time to waste Got a bag of body parts strapped around my waist Through the cemetery, holy water the walls Walk down the stairs, straight through the halls Put the five pieces of the corpse on the table Nah, it ain’t a fable, you ain’t gonna be able Resurrect and try fucking with me Bitch, please Though you have made it through I put a curse on you Your time is ending You'll lie here with me This is my destiny, I'll return Jump and hit you in the fucking face a little bit While you stand there, immobile, like a punk-ass bitch This isn't fair, Simon, let me move, or some shit Fuck you, motherfucker, taste the sting of my whip Last time we had a battle, I looked away, and you bit Shit, the time of your demise is bringing tears to my eyes I beat the fucking game, but it wasn't in time Your soul is coming with me, Simon, time to die I'll be back in Super Castlevania, bitch, don't lie Dead! (Frickin' blah, blah, blah, light or something.)