120 Ways To Kill You: An Illustrated Children's Book

[VERSE 1: ACTION ACTION] Wait, I really don't have the guts for this It must have been abstracted with my appendix Or maybe it grows with my wisdom teeth Wait, it might be such a stretch, it's not my fault legally I'll dial the doctors now, you're right I never was a man for the law Please don't walk away in defeat, please don't walk away [Chorus] Wait, I haven't lost my courage on the rocks I haven't quite found the words to use I'm not sure they make the cards to break this ice Wait, please wait until our socks are bitterly soaked Until we have to roll up our pants Until the giraffes flee to row boats [VERSE 2: ACTION ACTION] Please don't walk away in anger darling Exit gracefully like the evening's sunset Enter the scene starting with a dial tone Tightrope over these razor blade complications Cutting myself, almost everyday Let it feel so real, let me taste the pain One day we'll live in igloos on the Galapagos 'Till then let's remember the Atlantic air in-between our hands [BRIDGE] 4x I taught you how to hate, you taught me how to love too This is how I lost my mind on you I taught you how to hate, you taught me how to love too This is how I lost my mind on you [BRIDGE] 5x This is our final dance You taught me how to love and I taught you how to hate Everything is based on you Isn't it funny how we lost control or how I lost my mind on you?