City of Shit

[Acyelaone-Talking] Fuck is up? What's happening? Yo, tell you a fucking story Tell you a fucking story [EL-P] Here we go, huh! [Aceyalone-Hook] Once upon a time in a city called Shit Lived a man named "What The Fuck?" [EL-P] He used to clown around with his dick in the ground And one day his dick got stuck [Aceyalone] He was kicking and screaming and yelling And cussing and asking everybody for help [EL-P] Then he ran into a man named "Fuck You Too" And he told 'em he should help himself [Aceyalone] He was so frustrated with his dick getting grated And he had no one to call [EL-P] Then he gained control and climbed out the hole Motherfuck, he barely save his balls [Aceyalone] Now every time I think about "What The Fuck?" I think about you [EL-P] And how he changed and took the pain When he ran into "Fuck You Too" [EL-P] Hey yo peel the fuck out Pop the clutch, weave through the traffic, backwards once Straight from the wastelands, modern luck Tainted, baked in hate and hot sun It ain't the same when I murk the certain Bump the whip trunk, alert: trucks swervin' We play the game like bitch curtains And Ace in a hole like.. [Aceyalone] You talk nervous! My mind is filled with a thousand kills When no-good MC's come face these skills Pop the peel, bug the fuck out, brake the fuck out When I grab that steel The neutralizer, the equalizer, meet the heat miser Burn your high riser Roof's on fire and so is the first floor Keep sticking you, till it don't hurt no more [EL-P] I've seen modern thugs with a virtual headset Program martyrdom for those who ain't dead yet And yet dead vets turn and earn bed rest Sick of how murdering men became trend set [Aceyalone] Nuts and bolts, programs and gears And shots and targets when hands get clear Try to play brave from a bottle of beer But you can't play hero if your cape says "Fear" [Aceyalone and EL-P] [EL-P:Man]Fuck you too! [EL-P:Fuck]Man, fuck you too! [EL-P:Come on!] Fuck you too! [EL-P:Come on!] [El-P:Matter fact] Fuck your whole crew! [EL-P] Welcome to the circus of stars Sit down! My reach collapse rats, fractured clown! I was wild with a style before your recording And smiling to hell with born from pure mourning In the morning, it's napalm glory The city's on fire but I can't stop warming Sick with the vision of bliss and wild burners Stick with admission I'll split you lips Warning! [Aceyalone] They wanna jump into the battle and earn their respect Well get the fuck up! Let me cash this check I'm still on deck with a mouth full of poison Spitting at you and your crew and your boys and Rain on parades, leave stains on the blade I came with the raid and I'm leaving with your head I walk home alone from the terror dome FULL! Because hungry wolves need to be fed [EL-P] Yo, I punch throats and punch the clock (There's) sharks in the moat and landsharks with Glocks (Where) cops and kids bust shots not to live Bitch shut your barf box and talk to the fist [Aceyalone] Marksmanship and the parts don't slip You marks get lit up and hit up so quick It's dark in the pit you betta watch what you do Fuck you motherfucker! [EL-P and Aceyalone] Fuck you too! [Aceyalone-Hook] Once upon a time in a city called Shit Lived a man named "What The Fuck?" [EL-P] He used to clown around with his dick in the ground And one day his dick got stuck [Aceyalone] He was kicking and screaming and yelling And cussing and asking everybody for help [EL-P] Then he ran into a man named "Fuck You Too" And he told 'em he should help himself [Aceyalone] He was so frustrated with his dick getting grated And he had no one to call [EL-P] Then he gained control and climbed out the hole Motherfuck, he barely save his balls [Aceyalone] Now every time I think about "What The Fuck?" I think about you [EL-P] And how he changed and took the pain When he ran into "Fuck You Too"