Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

[Verse 1] If you're having trouble with the high school head He's giving you the blues You wanna graduate but not in his bed Here's what you gotta do Pick up the phone, I'm always home Call me anytime 36, 24, 36, oh I lead a life of crime [Chrous] Dirty deeds Done dirt cheap Dirty deeds Done dirt cheap Dirty deeds Done dirt cheep Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap [Verse 2] If you're having trouble with your life of love You got a broken heart He's double dealing with your best friend That's when the tear drops start, fella Pick up the phone I'm here alone Just make a social call Come right in, forget about him We'll have ourselves a ball [Hook] If you got a lady and you want her gone But you ain't got the guts She keeps nagging at you night and day Enough to drive you nuts Pick up the phone, leave her alone It's time you make a stand For a fee, I'm happy to be Your back door man [Chrous] Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap [Outro] Concrete shoes Cyanide, TNT! Done dirt cheap! Contracts, neck ties High voltage! Done dirt cheap! Dirty deeds I got a lotta dirty deeds Done dirt cheap! Dirty deeds I got a lotta dirty deeds Done dirt cheap! Yeah!